TV Patrol

A long-running Phillipines television news show that began in 1987 and still runs to this day. Somehow, many logo effects kids edit the opening intro title sequence to since around 2021. It features Noli De Castro, a former PH Vice President from 2004 to 2009, as a news reporter on this show.

Eat Bulaga, another long-running Philipine television show, is also a victim of logo effects kids' edits.

Did you see that awful edit to the TV Patrol intro?

by jadenthemoose2 March 22, 2025

Patroller

Students who search for teachers to flirt / sleep with

Ruth was watching as the patroller was sexually talking to the teacher

by Ally Blackwell January 25, 2019

Thot Patrol

a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.

Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!

by atomx12 May 7, 2018

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

sand patrol

A group of two or more people who cancel.

He was on drugs until a sand patrol got him canceled.

by Phoneaddiction105 August 9, 2021

Paul's patrol

A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect

wait is that a nonce cave, dont worry Paul's patrol are already their in their GB kits

by nonce hunter October 8, 2019

cut patrol

when you drive around aimlessly with your friends, find spots (cuts) to post up at, and use these cuts as future reference points

1: Yo wtm?
2: Idk there's nothing to do
1: Lets go on cut patrol with the boys?
2: yee say less
1: yeee

by mensuh December 23, 2020