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Pest-patrol

a band of men/women that will try to pick-up anyone in the club.
Adam: Pest-patrol! Lets do it boys!
Steve: Yeah Pest-patrol (Creates a p with his hands)
by Stevesmith123 May 4, 2018
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Patrol spot

When the driver of a g wagen discovers that he can go more than 80 km/h driving a Nissan patrol so he names a new climax spot on his girlfriend/wife after his new discovery.
Last night I found her patrol spot, Last night was great, I didn’t know about that patrol spot, Thanks to the patrol spot I felt like a woman again.
by Wilson/97 March 26, 2018
mugGet the Patrol spotmug.

Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
mugGet the Like Patrolmug.

Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood
T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away
by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020
mugGet the Snow patrolmug.

Patrol The North

Walking around the north side making sure there is no sukkas.
I’m going to go Patrol The North just like Ben taught me.
by dorrity December 23, 2024
mugGet the Patrol The Northmug.

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
mugGet the Boner patrolmug.

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.
fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!
by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018
mugGet the station patrolmug.

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