Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023

Russian Nesting Dolling

When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.

"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"

by dietdrpete June 6, 2023

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

Nesting

Nesting is the act of a man burying his face in a woman's vagina tongue deep just past the clitoris

I want to be nesting in you.

by Sweetbluecrush December 26, 2022

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

Nesting

The process of taking your girlfriend’s hair clippings and glueing them to your nutsack

After my girlfriend got a haircut I began nesting.

by Srg Spanker August 23, 2023

swan’s nest

Adj: A alpha female’s vagina, particularly one of a gorgeous woman in her late 20s to early 30s that seems to lead her pack.

As I thought of a way to quiver my lip, she pushed me over and spread her legs to reveal her swan’s nest.

by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023