Mongolier

Title.

A position of royalty in utter foolishness. i.e. for a Jester to becomg King.

For George W. Bush to not remain president would be less than Mongolier.

by the_ultraplanarian December 6, 2004

mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

by mongolian champion October 8, 2010

Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019

Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement

I have a Mongolian children on my basement

by MEJION July 6, 2020

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

Mongoloid

Someone with an ugly face, reminiscent of a Mongol, or someone with the IQ of a Mongol.

"Hey that chip guy has a fat ugly face and is super dumb"
"yeah he's such a mongoloid!

by LoveMonger September 5, 2022

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005