stevens point face mask 

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff

Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

stevens point face mask by Wise_comment May 31, 2021

Ahmed's Mask 

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.

Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.

Ahmed's Mask by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

greengrocers mask by Safecracker G September 7, 2004

russian scuba mask 

Balls in mouth, dick on face.

I gave her a russian scuba mask

russian scuba mask by tablechair43543 April 26, 2014

Batgirl's Mask 

When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.

I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.

Batwing Scrotum Stretching Flying Squirrel Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton

Batgirl's Mask by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016

asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.

Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.

asian gas mask by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007

racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.

I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.

racoon mask by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006