Macgyver

describing a situation that requires quick, decisive thinking in order to prevent harm or conflict.

I had to pull a MacGyver today so my girlfriend wouldn't find out I cheated.

by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003

macy

A person that is done a girl that is done with people calling her "jcpenny" and thinking it's funny.

Macy is done with your shit

by wear2socks September 25, 2017

MacGyver

A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.

"I needed to tighten that bolt right then. Luckily, I had my MacGuyver on me..."

by darkwing_duck1a March 31, 2004

Dirty Macy

Likes to moan, orgasms when they hear about BTS. Has dirty thoughts such as the nasty about BTS. Especially when someone has a Dirty Macy, they will orgasm hard just about BTS. And BTS only.

Damn, she/he had a Dirty Macy last night.

by MaknaeMai May 14, 2019

macy day emo kid

an emo kid who buys emo clothing at jc pennies or departments stores like macys that are colorful and not black. They are like th eposers of emo kids and are probably not going to off themelves, but still want attention they see emos getting

what the hell, that emo kids wearing yellow with a generic skull....
its a macy day emo kid!

by B. lee bitches March 24, 2008

MacGyver

multi-ended (yet budget) tool created out of a plunger, a broom handle, a 3 year old bag of chips, a squirrel's left hand, and a telephone (or similar such objects), used to pleasure women of 30 years old or younger. please, no old hags.



oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.

One baaaad ass'd motha fu... (SHUT YO MOUF') but i'm talkin about shaft, i mean macgyver.

by motha fucka April 11, 2004

Macy

She has an AMAZING personality, with Curry Hair, Blue Eyes, Smart, Pretty (But doesn't know it), Insecure (IDK why she is perfect), hilarious and very Athletic, she is a amazing friend and pretty much the word for this person is PERFECT.

Me- "MACY"
Macy- "AHHHHHH"

Me- "Chill"
Macy- "Oh sorry"
Me- "Hahahaha"
Macy "So what's up"
Me- ".........uhhh Idk"
Macy- "Oh okay"

*Macy made a weird face while eating carrots*
Me- "Why you always eat these vegs.?"
Macy- "Well it's good for you and I can't eat any meat because my mommy said that it would make my tummy hurt"
Me- "Oh"
Guy- "SHIT"
Macy- "WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!"
Me- "Hahahahahahaha"

by XD I LOVE CHICKENS DX May 9, 2018