Loftin

A Loftin is when you loft your cum over a girl's face onto the other guy fucking her and it lands on his dick.

Oh dude I was totally gang-bangin' my bitch the other day and my bro pulled a Loftin on me.

by bellpepper October 22, 2009

loofing

When you put your hands on your hips with the fingertips facing to your back and your wrist near your stomach; resembles a gay man or pregnant lady; another word for the gozzy

Hey, stop loofing! You look like a pregnant lady!

by Meredith and Rachel January 4, 2008

Loofer

Nickname for a person named loof.

Yo, what up loofer

by A Loof November 2, 2009

Loofi

Aimed at females
Its Term of endearment!
Giving some one a compliment!
like saying some one is fit, or a Shawty!

coh, did you just see her?
yeah she is a rite loofi aint she?

by Shabarky December 11, 2009

Loofball

A natural goofball who has fallen deeply in love with a beautiful Lily

You see that guy over there, dude is a total loofball ever since he started dating Lily.

by Miekmill March 9, 2022

loofa

1)when a man doesnt shave his facial hair and then tries to amke out with a woman and rakes her face causing and very unpleasent feeling and possibly a facial rash.
or
2)a creepy and unpleasent man who gets in bed with two girls and takes his pants off.

1)he didnt shave today, hes soo loofa right now

2) that guy is total creeper. loofa status.

by sarasalsaa April 22, 2008

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010