kirk

weirdo on twitter who once had a smiley face cult, overuses the same memes, is a 00:00 enthusiast, and a pretty cool guy who let this AMAZING girl ella play life is strange on his account

kirk? you mean the guy who had the odd smiley face cult?

by chubella July 22, 2020

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.

Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.

by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022

Kirk

Oral Sex. Not always, but typically from a woman to a man.

It's my birthday, hoping for some kirk tonight.

Did you get kirk over the weekend?

by Gavryq October 9, 2025

Kirked

In essence: eating your own words; in practice: being shot in the jugular.

Did you hear? That political activist that downplayed the severity of gun violence in favor of the 2nd Amendment just got Kirked!

by angled. September 11, 2025

Kirked

To support something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune

Guy: I think people should get 20 years for assault even in self defence it doesnt matter.

Guy2: really?

Guy: NO MATTER WHAT!

Guy2: whatever man.

Guy: *gets into a altercation and it arrested.

Guy: Aw man not fair, I was protecting myself.

Guy2: REALLY! You just got Kirked

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

by anonymous December 20, 2023