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Junk Mugger

A dude who digs other dudes. You know... in that way.
M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.
by Sp3rm Doner October 27, 2008
mugGet the Junk Muggermug.

Junk Juggling

Grabbing your pants at the crotch and twisting your hips while moving the pants fabric with your hand. Men do this to get their penis and scrotum in a more comfortable position.
Man, my dick's stuck to my sack, I got to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
by chunkifeat June 11, 2008
mugGet the Junk Jugglingmug.

Junk Skunk

When one has terrible and raunchy farts over a long period of time. This situation of Flatulation can be loud or silent, but they are always violent.
"Man! I've totally got the junk skunk; I've been farting all day and they smell horrible!"
by Mauldtheman January 28, 2009
mugGet the Junk Skunkmug.

junk violation

anytime your lower unit is violated, damaged, or broken.
Adams girlfriend was a cold bitch when she kicked him in his gear giving him a junk violation.
by chonger November 30, 2005
mugGet the junk violationmug.

junk bump

2. when a woman looks like she has meaty man bits in her pants.
i saw junk bump in her camo pants...
by 977135 January 23, 2010
mugGet the junk bumpmug.

junk squad

the police who enforce the drug laws(underworld)
Let's get out of here before the junk squad arrives.
by Light Joker April 11, 2005
mugGet the junk squadmug.

junk zombie

One who is addicted to narcotics, usually heroin. The name is in reference to the zombielike state of the individual (apathy, lethargy, sluggishness).
ron is a junk zombie, 'cuz all he does all day is shoot up smack
by red commie bastard November 26, 2006
mugGet the junk zombiemug.

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