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jessied

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When a likeable supporting character is killed off early on in the development of a video game's story, he or she is said to have been "jessied"; especially apt when said character's death is part of a plot device or when his or her continued existence has become inconvenient for the script writer.

A reference to the ill-fated lass Jessie, a supporting character in the uber-popular rpg Final Fantasy 7.
"Sure, the wisecracking imp was a riot, but deep down we all knew that he'd be jessied before the next act."

"She whom cruel fate hath jessied, Urban Dictionary shall make immortal."
by Joshua B. Wright July 6, 2006
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Jessica

A sassy, beautiful queen. Although cant listen very well, but kind
JESSICA LISTEN TO ME
by PriyahLinz March 19, 2018
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jessina

Someone who is very beautiful, funny, and a fuckin stoner. Smoking weed is all she does, right along with a crazy blonde best friend who is even a bigger stoner. She tends to have red hair and loves to have fun:) this girl is so amazing and you will never find a better friend then her. No one else can compare to her.
That girl is so amazing. Her name is probably jessina.
by Stoner1711 September 7, 2015
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Jessica

A awesome girl that is the most popular in the class and is smart, nice, awesome, and funny.
Hey, it's Jessica I wish I was in that crowd!
by Jello girl August 25, 2016
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jessica alba

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
by Allan S December 28, 2005
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Baby Jessica

1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
Chris tried to put the "dog in the bathtub" last night, but he ended up Baby Jessica'ing her.
by J. Chris January 21, 2008
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jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
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