Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.

Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.

Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius

by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 2, 2018

Jacob Hicks

A person who lives in Tennessee that is extremely dumb in the brain.

Opening a coke can is so easy Jacob Hicks can do it.

by Crankdat Jacob November 9, 2009

Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016

jacob

someone with a big head

person 1: god his head is big
person 2: he must be a jacob

by sound bro x July 20, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.

Jacob

by Tamm34 March 26, 2021

A Jacob

To make plans to do something then when that time comes reject all plans and stay in bed

"Did you go to that part on Saturday?" "Nah man I was going to but I did an A Jacob instead"

by Vil villa June 16, 2016