1 inch pinch

A person with a 1 inch penis, like sad size.

Francis, do you have a 1 inch pinch

by Tsukes June 30, 2017

air pinch surprise

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.

Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.

by fruitylipsuck May 3, 2006

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

by DrHogie February 12, 2009

pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.

He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!

by Woodpimp November 27, 2015

Pinch a Brennan day

A national holiday that occurs once a month on the 28th where everyone get to slap a person named Jenna

“I can pinch Brennan today”

“Why?”
“BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL PINCH A BRENNAN DAY”

by Jennasailsail October 22, 2019

Oggie likes to pinch

Oggie always likes to pinch

Like...uuuuh......
It is just oggie likes to pinch

by samlee12340 January 30, 2020

Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

by anonymous June 7, 2021