a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes
my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch
by YOURE MOM July 23, 2006
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omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate

i jack off with a pair of tweezers on my one-inch-pinch
by mr.p May 11, 2006
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A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.
Last night was great, I gave my woman the old 2 inch pinch.
by hoary marmot January 7, 2008
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A person with an incredibly small penis.
I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch
by dik fuck February 1, 2017
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Someone who has a 1 inch dick.
Did you see Jonathan's 1 inch pinch? It was so tiny.
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Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.
by ooden September 19, 2016
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