having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.

George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?

by Legend456 October 16, 2018

landen and brenden having 3 sum

When you find a girl and start having a 3 sum with her then you randomly stop nad start sucking each others dick

Dude last night I had the best landen and brenden having 3 sum. It was so much fun

by Penis in butt January 27, 2021

No-Pillow-Having-Wife

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.

My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.

by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021

Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes

When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.

THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

Halvinating

The act of making up a word prior to finding a meaning or use for said word, and is a tactic often employed during games of scrabble.

Halvinating is itself a product of the process which it describes (but coincidentally this did not involve a game of scrabble, just a group of trashbags having dinner in a restaurant preceding an epic night out @ Lounge in Melbourne).

A: "Yeah! Triple bitches! SHACISM!"
B: "Dude that's not a word what the frack is that?"
A: "Hey man it *is* a word. It means...discrimination against SHAMANS!"
B: "Halvinating AGAIN!"

by IKissedAQantasFlightAttendant September 6, 2011