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gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.
(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."
by RobbyPants August 15, 2007
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gormless

stupid or slow-witted; adjective - (Oxford English Dictionary definition) also describes one who is lacking in composure, grace, intellect, style etc.

A nick-name for one whose attributes are all of the above.
Tom: That guy is SO gormless, he really doesn't have a clue! It's actually hilarious to watch... from a distance.
Dick: Yeah, I really cant stand that guy! I'd NEVER invite him to a party.
Harry: Guys, chill, it can't be easy to wake up every morning and have to face not only the world but also yourself. Have some compassion for the dude; he's clearly got problems.

Brian: Sometimes I just feel so, so, SO gormless!
Briana: Hmm, 'gormless', rhymes with formless, chormless, hormless...
Brian: That's not helpful.
Briana: Perhaps if you thought about your words before you spoke them... hmm? After all, the definition of a gentleman IS 'one who says what they mean and means what they say'!

"The man gormlessly(<-adverb) spent his life with his proverbial foot in his mouth; always the moment killer, cringe worthy comment maker, lie starter and shit stirrer. He had made many enemies out of friends and had a lot to atone for."
by whiteymcfitey January 4, 2009
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gordon brown

fat Scot who Was chancellor of the exchequer but now sits under the title of Priminister, much to the bewilderment of the Brittish people. Dubya's new lapdog.
(Gordon Brown): Cannea suck yer cock noo, Mr Bush?
by 21stcentrybriton999 December 29, 2007
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pay gorn

1: "i watch pay gorn every night"
2: "dude get a life"
by ~a gay person July 13, 2023
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gorkem

An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.
Girl 1: You are so lucky, your boyfriend is a gorkem.

Girl 2: I know!
by ErinY. July 20, 2008
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gorilla nuts

it is a woman's belly that she tucks in her elastic waist pants. The fold around her belly button resembles a large scrotum found on a gorilla.
Damn Big will, tell Josh to look at dem Gorilla nuts on that bitch
by keithM777 October 17, 2008
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gorilla nose

His jeans are so tight, he has a gorilla nose.
by poonmoney April 10, 2009
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