God 

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

God by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018

God 

A word with over 800 definitions in the Urban Dictionary.

Wow God means so many things!

God by GodOfPigeons August 18, 2018

god 

when something is unbelievably great

“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”

“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”

god by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018

God 

The best player of hide and seek in the entire universe.

Where is God?? There is no evidence of its existence

God by Motherffatman September 7, 2018

God 

Steffen Karl Stefansonn

Stefon is God looking above us.

God by Connor_ok October 25, 2018

God 

A woman

the only God I follow is a woman

God by mercurydaughter November 4, 2018

God 

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

God by ThisLittleMutherFakker November 15, 2018