A man who refuses to consume foods that contain gluten without confirmed scientific evidence as to the benefits of this eating habit.
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Get the Glutes mug.This is an additional term adding on to the new Gen Alpha Brainrot slang, “Glutes” which means hair. Simply “Gluteus Maximus” means Voluminous hair.
“You have a Gluteus Maximus”
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
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Get the Gluteus Maximus mug.A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.
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