cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

pie-cost

Part of the dumb "pie-cost" joke.

Joker: Too bad we don't have a pie-cost.

Victim: What's a pie-cost?

Joker: Oh, about six bucks ... (rim-shot)

(also, same joke, using "hen-way" (oh, about 3 pounds ...)

by JerseyJohn August 23, 2007

Vagina Pie

A vagina with whip-cream sprayed over it.

Put a cherrie on my vagina pie.

by Scholarly Guy April 5, 2004

Strainy pie

A silly, annoying teacher with an irish accent.

eg. Strainy Pie: What do we see?
Strainy Pie: Eelam

by kjhfakfj October 17, 2006

hairy pie

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Checkout the hairy pie on that girl.

by james nguyen May 21, 2008

apple pie

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.

i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'

by paddy mccleaver August 23, 2006

penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004