Florida orange shirt kid 

That kid in a YouTube video in an orange shirt who flips his fucking shit when his mom takes his gtaV, and begins crying and screaming profusely. Is also rumored to be mason linton of logan hocking high school, though he denies all of these claims everyone knows it is him and he can no longer hide it.

Yo, Florida orange shirt kid looks exactly like mason linton.

Florida orange shirt kid by EatDatPussy 445 March 14, 2019

Florida Fireball 

The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

Florida Fireball by hSak May 19, 2019

Florida surprise 

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

Florida surprise by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

Florida Princess 

Someone who was born and raised in Florida, is usually upper-middle class, and has warped senses of importance and entitlement derived from a limited worldview. The FP will also typically feel unfulfilled in life and will make it the problem of everyone else around them.

Kelsi's Tinder profile read, "I'm such a beach bum lol. I love my three kids, trucks, God, guns, and Trump. I'm basically a Florida Princess."

Florida Princess by duhimdave July 22, 2019

florida milkshake 

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.

Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.

florida milkshake by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

Florida whiplash 

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator

"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."

Florida whiplash by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

Florida blowjob by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020