Urban Dictionary: Definitions by hSak

Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

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The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

Phantom Tim by hSak August 31, 2019

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The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

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The act of dipping one’s penis into a bowl of Dippin’ Dots so that they stick to one’s dick before receiving a blowjob.

“I can’t wait to see Kyle this weekend, he’s gonna give me the ol’ Dickin’ Dots: a frosty treat upon his meat.”

Dickin’ Dots by hSak October 25, 2017

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A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

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