ernie fletcher

A completely incompetent kentucky govenor who will never be reelected and should rethink his decision to go into politics
see dumbfuck

Pass a budget??? No way, we've got Ernie Fletcher

by oldladysgivegum July 15, 2006

Twist-a-flex

In the act of involuntary movements, usually under the influance of Meth Amphetimines. The person may be referred to as flailing (also found in the Urban Dictionary). The person may feel restless, or have aching of the muscles that cause them to move their extremities in odd ways that appear to be concidered as not normal. Movements include but are not limited to; arms, legs hands, feet, neck and head moving, dipping twisting, turning or jerking in all directions.

(verb): I don't want him to twist-a-flex in front of my parents.

(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.

(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?

by super_duper_gack_producer November 28, 2010

weird flex but ok

When someone says something to brag but that shit is just weird and they still are proud of themselves, you say weird flex but ok to go along with that bullshit

Gay nibbas: I just found this dude in my fortnite lobby and he tryna fuck. He even know my address and shit.

Normal person: weird flex but ok

by DJ Doorjam November 13, 2018

Fletching

After anal sex, the dominant male sucks up all semen and fecal matter from the anus, sloshes it around in his mouth and passes it back to the other person through a mouth-to-mouth kiss.

In the book Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk(Fight Club) this act is described

by Fiberoptic Jesus December 10, 2003

Fletch

to preform an unspeakable sexual action, preferably when inebriated.

Dude, I just fletched all over her back!

You wanna fletch?

by MadMadson October 19, 2008

Twitchmaster Flex

A nickname for someone that twitches, or is really fidgety.

Man, he was fidgeting with his lighter all day, hes a Twitchmaster Flex.

by Mazzocchi November 7, 2005

fleet

To excrete one's feces via natural anatomical and physiological bodily functions.

I felt better after I fleeted.

Yesterday, I saw my doctor and we discussed fleeting.

It is important to fleet on a regular basis.

by GIMDpatient July 25, 2006