Double flap snail

When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail

Dude that was a gnarly double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017

Flap Jacks

1. Pancakes

2. A variation of Slap Jacks

One (pancakes) is good with maple syrup and the other is not.

by skin January 30, 2004

flap snot

The lubrication that is created within a woman's vagina when sexually aroused. May be found in the folds of the inner and outer lips.

I fingered her pussy and my hand got covered in flap snot.

by Playaskillz May 19, 2006

new york flap jack

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.

-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"

by Gizzy Fran April 7, 2008

farp

The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.

Is that a king size comforter? No, that's Big Bertha's farp.

by thekracken August 21, 2011

Flap-flap

A flap-flap is an alternate name for winged animals mostly pertaining to fowl and bats. Other mammals that have folds of skin that can act like wings such as sugar gliders and flying squirrels. Insects and other mammals that use their extra skin to maneuver can be their own genus of flap-flaps including stingrays, dragonflies, butterflies and honey bees with the exception of wasps who are just assholes.

Flap-flap... Makes me smile just saying it

by Itsybitsymissy April 23, 2016

Arm flap

When the arm is hanging straight down and skin and fat from the bicep area drape down over the elbow and onto the forearm. Almost always seen on morbidly obese women but is not gender exclusive.

Look at all that extra skin draping down, she has a LOT of arm flap.

by Darth Nick March 17, 2004