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Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.
"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty
by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011
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flapjack

this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.
Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad.
by bison brum June 17, 2009
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Flapping

For a woman to stand legs apart or even legs akimbo and swinging her hips side to side. So called because this movement can cause a woman, usually an older one, to produce a flapping sound as her lips hit eachother.
Egad!!! Marjorie is flapping on the dancefloor!
by flapaholic August 29, 2005
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South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.
by B Kelly August 26, 2006
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Tiddle Flapping

The act of positioning ones testicles in between a door and a door way, then repeatedly slamming the door.
Micah loves tiddle flapping himself after eating a large pancake.
by sweaty testicles January 15, 2010
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Flapper

Any time you have a booger in your nose and you can feel it move back and forth every time you inhale and exhale.
Joe had a flapper the size of a baby's fist stuck in his nose and could feel it move when he would breath.
by blueknight1st March 25, 2009
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flappaflappaflapp

n. the sound that occurs when a male is rapidly licking a female's vagina
"Her pussy tastes so good."

"How do you know?"

"Flappaflappaflapp, my friend."
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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