The Philly Facial

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.

Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.

by Jason Raby January 26, 2006

Facicide

The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook

When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.

by shaise malaise June 3, 2010

Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.

I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.

by M2RE August 26, 2013

facilitatious

verb - the act or process of facilitating

Your service would be facilitatious for us to get ahead.

by George Mathanool November 22, 2013

facial station

A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.

That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.

by Sin Docker June 21, 2014

facialbooking

To intentionally post a profile picture of yourself taken with cum on your face, but with no nudity so cant be rejected as pornography. It's Like "In yo face, FB !".
Remember, no nude, just nut!
Who's FacialBooking will get the most likes? :)

Tonya changed her profile picture today on facebook. Did you notice it?

You bet! I noticed she had alot of likes for her facialbooking picture! Almost couldnt tell if was her underneath all that jizz! Good thing she didnt show her tits or FB would have kicked her pictures offline, and maybe even her profile. Wonder how long she can go facialbooking before anyone complains... :)

by zen.man September 6, 2014

facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing

Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night

by B00ner April 20, 2017