facialbooking

To intentionally post a profile picture of yourself taken with cum on your face, but with no nudity so cant be rejected as pornography. It's Like "In yo face, FB !".
Remember, no nude, just nut!
Who's FacialBooking will get the most likes? :)

Tonya changed her profile picture today on facebook. Did you notice it?

You bet! I noticed she had alot of likes for her facialbooking picture! Almost couldnt tell if was her underneath all that jizz! Good thing she didnt show her tits or FB would have kicked her pictures offline, and maybe even her profile. Wonder how long she can go facialbooking before anyone complains... :)

facialbooking by zen.man September 6, 2014

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Failbooking

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

Failbooking by happyho April 8, 2010

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failbooking.com

A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.

Did you see Dave's status? What a moron!

Yeah, we should send that to failbooking.com.

failbooking.com by MissyQBee February 8, 2010

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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