crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.

Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass

by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018

Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

Gibficking dinderlumps

When you run out of cusswords that give off a powerful energy enough for the situation, so you summon the power of your insanity to summon this fuckass phrase

*bad thing after bad thing is happening*
Person(who you really wanna see): I won't be able to make it over
You: DJDHDIDHDJD GIBFICKING DINDERLUMPS

by Archamedies616 September 29, 2020

Nigga dander

Over 3 days of none showering dandruff of the skin and hair

I kissed my boyfriend's face with my tongue and said, "yo, you got the nigga dander"!

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Noah Doddema

Noah is type of person to look at a child from an orphanage and ask where are your parents.
Noah is the type of person to look at Satkrit and say "Satkrit"
Noah is the type of person to walk on earth

"hey you heard about Noah doddema no

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww March 15, 2023

CHUBBY DANDELION

a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.

"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"

by flyerfishy July 24, 2024