Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.

Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?

by Solegasm April 7, 2024

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.

Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.

by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025

Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025

Custard

Half-cunt,half-basterd

That guy over there is a custard

by Johndeere310r December 5, 2025