"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."
by jessplaysuke October 2, 2011
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I'm craftsterbating so hard today — Martha Stewart AND Design Sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that I SO am going to make someday.
by thechimes December 17, 2012
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Has fine taste, independent spirit, fun loving, and intelligent. Can be a bit of a bitch, but very genuine. Corafie is a rare find. If you find one you will have found a prize better than gold.
That's classic Corafie!
by Sophia Connor December 31, 2013
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I am a crafthead, and i'm proud of it. No wonder Microsoft wanted in on the minecraft and ported it to xbox 360. it has to be the best non-halo XB360 game ever, even though it's simply a shadow of the PC version.
by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014
Get the crafthead mug.A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type
Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.
Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.
Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014
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Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis November 11, 2015
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by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016
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