silence, crickets chirping

refers to that noise tgey play when someone has a really bad joke.

why did th3e egg roll across the road? Cuz he liked bowling! *silence, crickets chirping*

by DBRobinson November 7, 2003

Australian Crickets

an especailly bad case of crabs

I heard you got the australian crickets from that turbo slut.

by cadmonkey June 23, 2004

mud cricket

A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.

by iloveboredwalk.com May 16, 2018

cricket master

an Italian hunk sausage.

Will Cimino

by frog April 11, 2003

shitty cricket

1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.

2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.

Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"

Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."

Tim: "and take a shit!"

by Miley Cyrus is the Shit July 27, 2010

crickets

a breaker move like the turtle except you bounce back and fourth from hand to hand instead of just lifting and shifting.

a cricket is alot harder then the turtle

by blazed December 15, 2004

cricket

A code name whites use to talk about blacks and blacks have no idea that whites are referring to them

"Lets leave man, too many fuckin crickets in this bar"

"Fuckin dumb ass crickets always tryin to fuck all the hot white girls"

by hotmammi October 11, 2006