Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

by This is Manfield January 23, 2011

Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at work last night so I told my bitch of a boss that I was going to go home and yank the crank

by Soviet Duck November 6, 2020

Nook and cranny

Everywhere, including corners in a house, or a general area.

I checked every nook and cranny and couldn't find what I was looking for.

by God of family-friendliness December 18, 2021

Twilight Crank

A guy who is obviously a fan of the Twilight movies or books. Usually an emo guy.

Dude, that guy is obviously a fan of Twilight. He's major Twilight Crank!

by cdlustscats June 2, 2010

cranagh

A small Village in the Sperrin mountains, Tyrone, Northern Ireland. Cranagh, and its surrounding area is the most magical place in Tyrone, if not the whole of Ireland. People drink all day and night, drive cars and jeeps around the fields, old men talk to crows and jump in front of cars.

Duffys- the official carolan party house, situated 1 mile from cranagh

by martyc101 January 18, 2007

Crangled

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

by CK Crangle November 2, 2010

Crannied

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

by CraigO November 13, 2012