crack squirrel 

A small loud obnoxious weasel-like crack smoker who has excuses for everything. Often keeps a messy van and can be seen in the Hopkins Area late at night chasing minor crack deals.

Fucking eh that Tabor is a real CRACK SQUIRRELL

crack squirrel by SOBER CITY March 26, 2008

Crack Shit 

Crack Shit - The explosive diarrhea caused by smoking crack. Most often found squirted on the wall in an alley behind a dumpster.

-I saw this guy taking a crack shit in the alley again.

-Fuck man, that shit sprays everywhere.

Crack Shit by Arnold Pettibone November 8, 2013

crack one out 

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc

John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.

crack one out by Master Bates September 18, 2003

Crack Ho Skinny Diet 

Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to get back down to their birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.

Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."

Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"

Crack Ho Skinny Diet by John Wesley February 12, 2008

crack is whack

Keith Haring popularized this phrase in a billboard in the late 1980s not Whitney HOuston in 2002. But is he the origin of this phrase?

Keith Haring billboard read "Crack is Whack"

crack is whack by Dar- January 17, 2008

crack head 

1.one who is highly addicted to the euphoria brought on by crack cocaine.
2. one who does stupid things.

Hey Mr. Johnson sold his car for 20 dollars, he must be a crack head

crack head by LoMaxDaLegend October 7, 2005

crack-baby 

A baby that is born addicted to crack

crack-baby by Anonymous February 14, 2003