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squirrell 

Nickname for someone who is attending CTY Lancaster for the first time. (At Carslile they call them sperms. I prefer squirrell)
Hey look, there's a squirrell!
squirrell by The French Girl January 3, 2005

squirrell 

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.
Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?
squirrell by JOSH April 5, 2005

Squirrell Syndrome 

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

Bald Headed Squirrell 

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut
Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.

flying squirrell 

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.
Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!
flying squirrell by Fafa Flunkey March 22, 2009

Lax Squirrell 

Noun - A lacrosse player who does not wear mid-calves, usually indicating that he is a scrub.
Lax Bro 1: lol that guy sucks and he isn't wearing mid-calves.
Lax Bro 2: Totally bro, what a lax squirrell
Lax Squirrell by BRADLAX August 8, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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