Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell

Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status

by 12343245 August 31, 2011

correlate

To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the correlation, into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a Leonardo suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "doggone good one."

Hey Matt, remember when Ruth and I hacked off your cock and used it to correlate Scrappy? Yeah, well that was 'cuz you're a dick.

by bartok_the_magnificent2 February 24, 2011

cornelious

Chevy Chase's real name..

Chevy Chase's REAL name is Cornelious!?
...whoa...

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Dalton Corbell

he is a war vet that can bash the out of you. I hated wen the soviet union collapse it was the worst year in my life I remember my pal joseph Stalin voice it was beautiful. I was in every F ing war it was all beautiful.

My pall is Dalton Corbell

by dd12345six7 February 20, 2024

Coryell County

See: Hell
Hate it but gotta love it at the same time even though it's a little Podunk town.

Living in Coryell County is like being stuck in a big-ass rut.

by -Opi- October 7, 2008

coobel

Someone who is so constipated, that when they go to release their waste, they force so hard that boogers leak out of their nose.

Guy: Umm? Excuse me sir, just to tell you, your coobeling.

Coobel guy: What does coobeling mean?
Guy: When someone is constepated, so they are pushing so hard, to release their waste, that boogers are leaking out of their nose.
Coobel guy: Oh, and yes I am coobeling. Thanks!

by Dude with the Attitude January 15, 2010

cornell-barbie

to raise your voice often and to yell at people to much.

cornell-barbie: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK

1: no mam. im sorry... my mom gave birth last night so i was in the emergency room with here all night.

cornell-barbie: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!

by alydawlew May 22, 2010