A cookie filled with large amounts of horse semen generally created in an ass bakery. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft, Runescape, and VRChat are now filled with people asking others if they want a Qwonk cookie!
Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
Get the Qwonk Cookiemug. Tight fitting bra combined with a form fitting shirt highlighting back fat.
Image hot cookies sinking into the rack while cooling.
Image hot cookies sinking into the rack while cooling.
by wonka ta-tonka October 21, 2010
Get the Cookie Rackmug. Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.
Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
by Saint Paco February 27, 2011
Get the cookie smellermug. by Dana Faulks January 10, 2009
Get the lung cookiesmug. by memerstansalmondcookie November 13, 2021
Get the raspberry cookiemug. A desert made almost exclusively in Maryland.It gets its name from the two foods that it is a fusion of: the cookie and the omelette. It is a large cookie about the size of a medium sized plate that is cooked in the oven with toppings on it. Common toppings include chocolate chips, raisins, chocolate syrup, nuts, caramel, confectionary sugar, and just about anything you could think of putting on a cookie. after it is cooked, you fold it over like an omelette. You may again add toppings to it as necessary. It can either be eaten taco, cookie, or omelette style. The Cookie Omelette is a common party idea for teenagers in high school as cookie omelette are just that awesome! The creators of this recent desert craze are five high school students from Maryland.
The inventors of the Cookie Omelette (aka the tastiest thing ever) are Nick Wilson, Josh Prucnal, Andrea LastNameHere, and of course the lovely Cosette Delisle.
by BlindSagacity February 21, 2009
Get the Cookie Omelettemug. by bopolokoiojoho October 15, 2021
Get the Dilf Cookiemug.