fiscally clutch

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.

Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang

by IHookitUpfat October 11, 2017

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.

Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.

by gardan huang June 12, 2017

Clutch

Something of the form of being cool, awesome or lit.

My Girl came was super clutch when she shot the game winning shot for her team.

by DaddyPineapple December 2, 2017

clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch

it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey

by 4nite March 19, 2018

Clutch

1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.

2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.

3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.

by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017