clutterfuck 

n. a cluttered area, usually a desk or table, that is so bad that the space is virtually unusable

I couldn't get any work done because my desk was a total clutterfuck.

clutterfuck by Swagatone April 25, 2014

clustfuckery 

1- Actions or behavior typically associated with or performed in a clusterfuck.

2- The product of a clusterfuck.

You are acting like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit your clustfuckery!

Did you see their science project? Complete clustfuckery. They're going to fail for sure.

clustfuckery by raggedy rag bag November 20, 2009

clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.

If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.

clusterfuckerize by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004

Clusterfucktastrophy 

The perfect storm of everything that should never happen, yet still does. Somebody should obviously be dead from the magnitude, but miraculously everyone survived.

Councilman said that me driving an Odyssey dune buggy in the snow was a serious Clusterfucktastrophy.

Clusterfucktastrophy by MAshton2008 January 12, 2009

flusterfuck

Same as confused. Use like "flustered" or "confuzzled."

"Man, ask me tomorrow. . . now I'm all flusterfucked."

flusterfuck by Lori November 29, 2004

Cluster Fuck 

A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.

Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck

Cluster Fuck by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010

Clusterfucked 

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

Clusterfucked by Serran December 28, 2005