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Mr. Cleaned

When a man shines the tip of their penis so clean and shiny, it resembles Mr. Clean
Girls are gonna be going nuts for my new Mr. Cleaned penis!
by 89zamja May 27, 2015
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Mr. Clean

Term for men who shaved their heads too shiny, that light reflects on them.
Named after a brand of detergent and cleaners with a bald man as the mascot.
Dan: Look at Jerome's new haircut.
Francis: Oh, he looks like Mr. Clean.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside

It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.

He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
"Dang, bro, my girls vagina.. It's cream on the inside clean on the outside!"
by jdub09 July 11, 2009
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clean the tuna bowl

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)
Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.
by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006
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cleadament

cle-ad-uh-ment - adjective - a mixture of purposeful arrogance and incompetence.
Eg., "He was strangely cleadament about his new job as a taxi driver, given that he knew neither how to drive nor his way around the city."

Also cleadamentarian (eg. “The Bush presidency was not only boastful, it was incapable of governing – it was virtually cleadamentariam.”).
by jjairborne January 13, 2009
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clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.
girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.
by belle16 March 11, 2009
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