by Smeagle69 September 11, 2013
by SorryWatermelon July 09, 2021
by Slovenia Mapping September 05, 2021
The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.
See definition: lobster cage
See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
by Not Dave. June 03, 2020
by Knights of the Borg January 19, 2023
mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.
by warricka January 16, 2022