Bumper Cocks

A game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their boners are sticking out from underneath their ass checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.

I walked into the locker room showers only to see Coach Barracca, Coach Lazzaro, and Jelly playing bumper cocks.

by Jeremy Thundercox April 10, 2010

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003

Blumperwax

This is the act of pouring hot wax down you're japseye and receiving a scolding hot skewer up you're rectum.

Can't believe Dave had a blumperwax last night.

by Boofhead_JB February 6, 2020

blumpert

A blumpert is a massive bunda with a hube fat and muscle volume

Zamn zaniel! that boy leandro has a massive blumpert

by joshmillercanadaflex January 17, 2022

Blumpers

Blumpers: Slang for a woman with notably large, eye-catching breasts.

Did you see that girl’s blumpers?

by R4NDMP1AYR72 April 8, 2025

Blompers

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends

noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"

by RP April 4, 2004

blumprock

When a guy is receiving a blumpkin but also has a dip in at the same time.

dude was hollaring at a blumprock when he choked up and simultaneously busted/puked on the bitch.

by gdolla September 7, 2008