anal blindness

Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'
Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'
Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'

Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.

by RebekahT January 23, 2008

Blender

A blender is a black man that is also a bender!

This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!

by Towser June 12, 2009

Love is blind

When you don't care about what the person you love looks like, because looks don't matter. When you truly love someone, you're "blind" to their appearance.

-"Why are you in a relationship with that person? They're so ugly."

-"Because love is blind. It doesn't matter to me what they look like, I still love them."

by Rachael Young April 15, 2017

Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008

binderfender

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

blince

Illegally taking part in drinking alcoholic beverages (while underage) in a nice prestige house with elliquent decor and classy friends who want to "swill" and "chill" with no strings attatched or no drama.

Gab: "Hey Kat, would you attend the blince with me at Jank's mansion tonight?"

Kat: "Yes, I've had a really "string attatched" kind of day and could really use some quality blincing with some classy friends at Jank's mansion :)"

Gab: "Great, remember to bring Marco's tux cause it's not blincing without your nicest suit and thong!"

Kat: "Wow Gab, you're right! We'll blince later!!!"

by Kat DeTore & Gab Fran January 7, 2008

penis-blender

a prostitute with crooked teeth

that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick

by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006