Beans

Something unfavorable or undesirable, typically used as a response and popularized by Twitch streamer Vinesauce.
Semi-interchangeable with Bullshit.

"The developer refuses to fix the game-breaking bugs." "That's kinda beans."
"I lost my job because my manager has been stealing money and blamed me." "Dude that's beans."
"Kinda beans how they're making me pay for the same game twice."

by the64thshadow March 19, 2021

beansonaplate

A super funny and cool person on TikTok :)

Dude, beansonaplate is so cool!

by Totally not bean August 30, 2021

Beanpods

Beanpods, legume favoured in humour by irc freaks. Often drawn in ms paint by stalkerish metal fans.

"Beanpods!"
"Fair enough"
"And lots more!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY"
"XD"
"^^"

by Deth October 6, 2006

Beanomonster

a person who consumes all of the alchohol or drugs at a party or gathering and promptly leaves or goes to bed early.
this does not involve passing out as that would be a "barry" or a "whitey".

gurnsey is such a beanomonster, he came round last nite and drank all the cidre and buggered off.

by The fonz appreciation society January 1, 2008

Beanpolaphobia

Very skinny people who do not suffer from eating disorders. From the origin "beanpole."

"Dude, is that girl anorexic?"
"No, I've seen her eat. She has beanpolaphobia."

by WhyNot007 January 12, 2009

Beanstink

Cook a pot of beans and let the remaining water sit in the pot for a week. Noxious beanstink.

After we cooked beans the apartment smelled like horrible beanstink.

by pintobeanz April 13, 2009

Beanbox

A person with confusing mannerisms and nonsensical behaviours that incite you to perform frequent facepalms due to their stupidity

That drunk guy just spilled beer on his pants and is trying to dry it off with his shirt; what a beanbox

by cmdrpwg June 1, 2011