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Gurney Girl 

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics
A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021

Dick Gurney 

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock
I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...
Dick Gurney by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Robbing the gurney 

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.
Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.
Robbing the gurney by chico1181 November 22, 2010

Guernsey 

1. One of the Channel Islands.
2. Better than Jersey hands down.
3. 60, 000 people clinging to a rock...
4. A breed of cow, white with toffee-coloured splodges
5. A type of knitted pullover

People from Guernsey are called Guerns or Gurns, or more officially Guernseymen or Guernesias/e. Most speak English (many very badly) with a few exceptional word and structure variations (eg "I'm to Vazon, me" - "I'm at Vazon").
1. "I'm going to Guernsey on holiday."
2. "Guernsey is better than Jersey at football"
3. "Its difficult to describe Guernsey..."
4. "This milk comes from Guernseys".
5. "My grandmother, she knits Guernseys for us each Christmas, her"
Guernsey by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007

Guernseyed 

When you reach a whole new level of shitfaced that you, nor your friends thought was possible.

Frequently used at the national island games as guernsey are notorious for getting hammered
“Kyle got guernseyed last night, he was talking to a lamp for 2 hours then gave it his number
Guernseyed by GuernseyLad July 17, 2019

gurneygasm 

when you cum in someones mouth with such ferocity that it gets caught in their throat and they choke. you then proceed to give them CPR (cardio pulminary resuscitation) and you suck the cum out and swallow saving their life.
i almost killed jane from the gurneygasm i gave her last night. it was pretty scary
gurneygasm by harro dero April 8, 2007