Beaved

To be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk

"I can't believe how much we have smoked, I'm totally beaved!"

by Neil Mahoney December 9, 2008

bearded lady

A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.

"Check out the tits on that guy over there"

"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"

by Live4TheWeekend January 8, 2008

bladed

The pastence of Voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other. AKA when sex is still fun. Other forms include, blade, blading, and striaght blader.

Last night was great, we straight bladed for hours. swiss army style what.

by datdude1124 July 6, 2007

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 4, 2011

bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016

Beamed

you get a nice fresh cut.

boyyy, i’m beamed ofn.

by bigdm February 6, 2021

looney beaned

getting fucked with, when an 80 year old retard screws you over

im pissed cuz i just got looney beaned

fight on trojans (Fags)

by thug life14 October 7, 2011