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Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people
Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch
by the brightest kid June 5, 2011
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White Shirt Brigade

The white shirt brigade is the collective term for a group of typical unintelligent, unremarkable fuckboys, most commonly found leering in your local club, or often being the loudest table in Nando’s while taking pictures of their food. They are often found in groups of 6-12, and their trademark night out attire consists of matching crisp, white, buttoned up casual shirts, usually branded with a small Fred Perry or Ralph Lauren logo in order to convey the facade that they have any sort of notable wealth or success in life, yet their proudest achievement in life is a BTEC in sport science. Regular haircuts are a must for the white shirt brigade, keeping it short and often with tramlines and eyebrow slices to ensure that the douchebag look is perfected before the big lads night out. They are also often seen in and out of the local tanning shops, or browsing the vests in Primark preparing for their lads holiday to Magaluf. White shirt brigades are well known for prowling the club looking for those basic bitches clad to the teeth in over revealing outfits, ankle breaking heels and makeup which looks to be applied with a trowel. Other typical behaviour includes spending two days of their glass collecting wage on a bottle of Grey Goose in the local club, of course ensuring that every fuckboy has had a chance to take a photo with it for their instagram account, along with the pictures of their ‘cheeky Nando’s’ consumed earlier that evening.
‘Ah fuck, here come the white shirt brigade. Finish up, we’ll go to the next bar’
by vesta94 September 4, 2016
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Briget

she is an amazing girl that loves to give all kinds of affection... shes a loving caring and beautiful woman that every guy wants to be with. she is funny, charming, sexy, and her eyes... oh my god her eyes are to die for. She's so good at giving head and handjobs she's amazing.
Dude how was Briget last night? Oh my god dude she shoved my dick right in her mouth shes so sexy and sucks dick like a champ... she's a beautiful Briget.
by Bjghugh January 24, 2017
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bright eyes

defines the meaning of the word indie
by june August 25, 2003
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bright

Me: That girl is so bright!
You: Yes, she's smart.
Me: No, I mean she's bright, almost transparent!


Terrence Howard is bright for a black man.
by berrymania April 24, 2009
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Barigami

(bar-i-gami)

The act of folding paper bar napkins into origami shapes.

Practically origami, but for drunk guys who think its cool to pick up girls with paper flowers.
I'll give that bitch a barigami flower. Bitches love barigami flowers.
by kurukato October 13, 2011
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bright side of the moon

Her bright side of the moon was showing, so I told her how embarrasing it looks.
by WWJD? July 6, 2007
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