Sac attack

The act of two men slapping a woman (or man in a homosexual sense) in the face with two or more scrotums. Good for porn still shots, or a good laugh.

Before exploding on Cheryl's face, Henry and Aaron gave each other the signal, and then sac attacked that slut...that's what she gets for scraping with her teeth.

by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

Swag Attack

1. An attack because someone has too much swag; Brandon Puiu

2. Being caught up by multiple females that you talk to at once.

Brandon had a swag attack in the middle of the hallway, resulting from an access of swag.

by mrjohn1 October 13, 2011

brap attack

When somebody gives you verbal abuse in the form of 'braps'.

"Brap, Brap, Brap, Brap, Brap, Im giving ya a brap attack with my imaginary gun, Brap, Brap, Brap, Brap, Ya get me?"

by Count Brapula May 28, 2008

cock attack

When a male gets so overwhelmingly aroused that it is harmful to his health.

Dude, between that blonde chick and my freshman mentor I about had a cock attack today.

by Cory Diaz September 17, 2010

spack attack

1) Momentary outbusrt of stupidity

2)A synonym of Spacker

3)A physical fit eg Panic attack, Shaking

1) Is the black market legal? SPACK ATTACK

2)You love the cock you stupid spack attack

3)she seemes fine until her shaking, was a proper spack attack

3)

by loz January 5, 2004

Fap Attack

A sudden urge to fap, usually after seeing something insanely hot. Most fap attack sufferers cool their urges with loli. The normal fap-attack-fap yields 1-2 gallons of semen at a time, sometimes up to 3.

/b/tard 1: OMFG I just had a epic fap attack, more lolis plz
/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz
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by Nymphrix December 9, 2008

Jack Attack

The sudden, overwhelming urge to masturbate, often causing the afflicted person to rub one out in a location other than their standard ejaculatorium.

I caught a glimpse of her meat flaps when she bent over, and I had a full-on jack attack. Seriously, dude... I had to go rub one out in her bathroom.

by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010