alaskan thunderfuck

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

by ellomate! September 15, 2009

Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

Alaskan pipeline

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.

The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.

by Nobody77 January 3, 2014

alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005

alaskian waterpump

this is a term used in description of a situation where a filatious woman...such as a whore or female slut(transvestite men are included) bends over to a near male(horny guy) during a blizzards and starts jerking the mans meat stretch vigorously and when he ejactualates it makes dicksicles(sperm popsicles)

when i was caught in a snow storm with my girlfriend she gave me an alaskian waterpump to keep warm....it was great.

by poopsmith21 August 2, 2007

alaskan snow dragon

another 'odd sexual act' made up by a virgin

I can't get laid so instead I'll make up a new position and call it an alaskan snow dragon. Everybody on fark will be impressed.

by Sergent D March 16, 2005

Alaskan Surfer

While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.

He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.

by SMILLL March 26, 2009