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Vulva Hangover

After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.
I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.
by JJthejessplane September 9, 2022
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Charm Hangover

Morning headache, induced by the imbibing of reasonable sized quantities of cum during the previous evening.
I got a fresh protein shake last night, now I've woken up with a monumental Charm Hangover :(
by Innuendo Sally January 20, 2014
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Lunch hangover

The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.
office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"

office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."
by Andy1357 August 25, 2009
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Moshing Hangover

Having been in a mosh-pit or anything of the sort, you wake up the next day with a sore body (usually the shoulders and neck)
Friend: Wasn't that concert amazing last night?
You: Yes, but this moshing hangover is killing me.
by RainbowZombie September 21, 2014
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pirate hangover

Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.
Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!
by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014
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hangover clothes

"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."
dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.
by Edie Fox December 28, 2008
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hangover factory

any place (bar, club, mate's house, etc) which you are guaranteed to feel chronically rubbish after spending the evening in.
I made the mistake of dropping in on John and Jane last night on the way home from work and I feel rough today. Their place is such a hangover factory.
by capuchinster April 27, 2010
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