by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022
Get the Crunch Crack mug.its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
Get the Cranston Crunch mug.I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019
Get the Crunch mug.Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
Get the Captain Crunch mug.Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
Get the Time Crunching mug.by Teki May 31, 2023
Get the crunch mug.v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021
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