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False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 8, 2022
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Professor Yolo

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.
Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.
by Handily69420 March 16, 2022
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BABY YOLO

Baby YOLO Token is a crypto Token on BNB chain.
You Only Live Once, right? Made for those who like their investments as wild and unpredictable as their nights out. If you're into high-risk, high-reward, and a dash of digital nostalgia, this token's your new baby. Just remember, with Baby YOLO Token, you might be living once, but your bank account could die twice!
"Dude, I just put my entire savings into Baby YOLO Token. If it doesn't moon, at least I can say I lived the YOLO dream."

"Forgot to pay rent? No worries, I've got my Baby YOLO Token earnings... oh wait, never mind, it's worth less than the paper it's not printed on."
by SafemoonYolo February 4, 2025
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Occam's YOLO

An instance where the simplest option is the one to YOLO on.
Hector: Wow Gilbert, the economy is fucked. Should I buy stock in GameStop, or should I invest in purchasing futures on rare earth metals?
Gilbert: What the fuck are futures, Hector? Occam's YOLO your life savings into purchasing GameStop shares - it's the simplest option.
by arkhiah April 9, 2021
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It means,You only live once, but living once means living many times, as a series of similar, but technically different people who know each other but only in one direction, and who can help each other, but only in the other direction. A short conclusion to a video explaining the facts of life and existence
Guy 1:You know what I think this is the final me.I'm never gonna change
Michael:But you never know cause,yoloblomlmtaasosbtdpwkeoboiodawcheoboitod
by tikkiplaggnoir62 April 5, 2017
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Yoloroid

When you take pics of you and your friends looking good and having a good time and otherwise doing yolo things, with the specific intent of putting them online to impress people, particularly those who you may have been in relationships with.
I want to make sure that my ex-boyfriend knows I'm not just sulking over him, can we be sure to get some good yoloroids out at the bar tonight?
by Blacksandpaper March 28, 2013
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yolostrat

When in need of a strategy, one may apply a yolostrat.
A yolostrat is when one simply doesen't give a fuck in a situation that may require planning and strategic measures.
This means to just do something that normally would require planning to have a successfull execution.

The results of yolostrating may vary.
Shizzle: You shouldn't jump over there!
Gullgutt: Fuck that, YOLOSTRAT!

Shizzle: We should plan this and use the proper strategy for this to be safe!
Gullgutt: Nah, fuck that! YOLOSTRAT!
by ShizzleMcBizzle April 5, 2013
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