Definitions by Handily69420

Jlove Jessica 

Slang term for girlfriend or wife that makes her boyfriend or husband leave his squad on warzone to go play with her.

Bye Randy, I gotta go play with Jlove Jessica

Jlove Jessica by Handily69420 March 18, 2022

buzzard magnet 

Slang term for a bullet magnet or meatshield in warzone. Also is known for someone who complains about being the only one getting shot while others are next to him.

Every squad has at least one “buzzard magnet “.

buzzard magnet by Handily69420 March 18, 2022

Professor Yolo 

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.

Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.

Professor Yolo by Handily69420 March 16, 2022

Badhuflungpoo

Slang term for an old ass monkey with a hurt shoulder who throws his shit at people and yells “GET SHIT ON!”

Randy is the elder of all badhuflungpoos.

Badhuflungpoo by Handily69420 March 16, 2022

deetrix 

Slang term for taking a shit and using your piss to clean your asshole

Hey Randy, I just got done taking a deetrix.

deetrix by Handily69420 February 27, 2022